Whether or not you’ve ordered Childbirth’s new tape ‘It’s A Girl!’ you should most definitely show up to Chop Suey this Tuesday night at 8pm with some clothes on to watch them tear through their set. Line-up consists of all our favorite local buds: Halfbreed –> So Pitted –> NighTraiN –> Childbirth

8pm doors // $5 // 21+ (no bbz)

For more dulcet tones, check out the Help Yourself Soundcloud, and order the tape here!

For more event info, goooo here!

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In case you don’t have eyes or ears or a wifi connection, we’ll get you up to speed: for the past few months, the known modern world has been taken over by Chastity Belt and their incredible nation-spanning tour with our buds Pony Time. A great many publications/websites/blogs went out of their way to hype the band (for which we are very grateful). Most (all) of these reviews were generous in mentioning how the band is made up of WOMEN LADIES OVARIES who play MUSIC BOXES or something, and we just wanted to say COOL THANX U GO GIRLZ ROCK. Here’s a partially comprehensive rundown of a lot of the great stuff said about our resident babes Chastity Belt, and their album and tour in general:

MTV Hive

SSG Music

Brooklyn Vegan

Speak Into My Good Eye

Secret Note

The South End

Two Hands Clapping

Seattle Weekly

Knox Road

The Evan ‘Funk’ Davies Show

Whitman Pioneer

(but actually thanks for writing about the artists we work with, it’s great // you’re great // music is great)

Now that you’ve listened to the new Ubu Roi EP Nice Dude a bazillion times, come celebrate the release with us tonight at Therapy Lounge! The official ‘Ubu Roi 7″ Release Party’ rolls out around 9pm at 1509 Broadway (@Pike). Line-up includes the Fubu Boiz themselves, So Pitted, and Acapulco Lips. For more info, hit up the Fbook page!

It turns out that the Internet likes us okay too, because Nice Dude, the fancy new EP from Ubu Roi, premieres today on Diffuser.fm. Head over to Diffuser to listen to some serious lil rippers destroying instruments they borrowed from their friends. RIYL: gross punks, house parties, friendship, weird poops.

Thanks to Cameron Matthews and Diffuser.fm for a great review and for supporting our artists!

Hey cool dudes, do you want a picture of some guy’s pizza crotch that also has music on it? Then you should pre-order Ubu Roi’s EP, Nice Dude! For six whole dollars, you get four hella fresh tracks on smooth dookie brown vinyl, pressed for your enjoyment. Official release date is October 22nd, and we’re only making 300 copies, so get in on this hot dish. And by hot dish, I mean crotch pizza.

More info and pre-order link here

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ATTN: COOL SHOW HAPPENING. Wimps are on an INCREDIBLE bill at Chop Suey tomorrow night (Friday, Oct. 18th). Following a much-anticipated Coconut Coolouts reunion set, Wimps will do their beautiful, dirty thing on stage, opening straight up for Hunx & His Punx. Doors at 9pm, $10 advance/$12 door, all ages. You should not go to this if you don’t want to get spit on & then hugged by the same group of strangers. Have a good time. Drink a lot of water. Go lose all your stuff. More info here and on the Facebook event page.

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Our beautiful babies Chastity Belt are embarking on a totally-nuts-might-actually-kill-someone tour with one of our favorite local bands Pony Time, and tonight is the kick-off show! Head on over to Black Lodge and see them before they make it big in Omaha or Rapid City or someplace else // the show starts at 9pm PST, Punishment plays first. If you’re not in Seattle, then sit tight. CB & PT will be heading to your town (or maybe probably an okay town that’s kinda close to yours) in the super near future. Check out tour dates below, and come out to support these super babes on their continental journey of road jerky, bad radio, and Cameron-Crowe-esque-self-discovery.

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10/14 – Seattle, WA – Black Lodge w/ Punishment
https://www.facebook.com/events/500371096726525/

10/15 – Boise, ID – The Neurolux w/ Deaf Kid
https://www.facebook.com/events/695240313823352/

10/16 – SLC, UT – Salt Haus w/ Baby Ghosts
https://www.facebook.com/events/166719660195071/

10/17 – Denver, CO – Rhinoceropolis w/ Ned Garthe
https://www.facebook.com/events/572285739502214/

10/18 – Omaha, NE — House of Loom
https://www.facebook.com/events/498980166865564/

10/19 – Cedar Falls, IA – The Octopus
https://www.facebook.com/events/343487345781694/

10/20 – Chicago, IL – Township w/ Power Haunts, The Cathy Santonies
https://www.facebook.com/events/390415144419811/

10/21 – Indianapolis, IN – The Melody Inn w/ Dirt Bike
https://www.facebook.com/events/342410449237799/

10/22 – Pittsburgh, PA – TBA

10/23 – Philadelphia, PA – the Great Indoors w/ Amanda X, Dingus
https://www.facebook.com/events/525520380871875/

10/24 – Portland, ME – MEG PERRY CENTER w/ Bright Red Reason, Greg Mckillop and more

10/25 – Brooklyn, NY – Shea Stadium w/ the BEETS, Haybaby
https://www.facebook.com/events/205008096344549/

10/26 – Boston, MA – Brandeis University @ Chum’s

10/27 – New Brunswick, NJ – Circuit City (house show) w/ Merkin
https://www.facebook.com/events/401653203272551/

10/29 – Detroit, MI – The Old Miami w/ Secret Twins, Brothels

10/30 – Milwaukee, WI – Quarters w/ Heartthrob, No Bueno
https://www.facebook.com/events/409748115814472/

10/31 – Minneapolis, MN – Eagles Club w/ Kitten Forever, Prissy Clerks
https://www.facebook.com/events/560243810677993/

11/1 – Northfield, MN – Carleton College

11/2 – Rapid City, SD – Johnnys Billiards

11/3 – Missoula, MT – The Doll House w/ Born Yesterday and more
https://www.facebook.com/events/499626563460652/

11/4 – Spokane, WA – Baby Bar w/ 66beat